YOUR MOMS A G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man alive. thats so cool. i wish my mom was a G.

so anywhoooo here you go

peace out homies, have good summers

yah i stole this from tiffs page who stole it from wills page

penis name=IVAN THE TERRIBLE

boobs=beavis and butthead

stripper name=MYSTIQUE

will.. we have the same ones.. YIKES

YEAAAAAH 3rd in cities!!!!!

WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what what

i know what ur thinkging.. not another one of these surveys again.. BUT IM BORED MMK?

Name: kelsey
Age:: 16 in 3 days
Date of Birth:: january 6th
Location:: vancouver
Gender:: female

-Description...
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: brown
Shoe Size:: 8.5
Wearing:: pajamas n vball sweatshirt

-Currents
Listening:: we close our eyes - allister
Eating:: omg... WE HAVE A PROBLEM.. IM NOT EATING ANYTHING AHHHHH its a first if i do say so myself
Feeling:: so stiff.. from softball HELL HAS STARTED

-Music
Favorite Band:: oman.. here we go.. the beatles, the stones, allister, jimmy eat world, billy talent, yellowcard, rhcp!, blink, the clash, fleetwood mac, pat benetar, franz ferdidnand, green day, jack johnson, pink floyd, sex pistols, the doors, the ramones, the starting line, the matches.. i cant think of nemore
Favorite Song:: oman... well at the MOMENT it is.. lady madonna - the beatles
Hated Band:: evanescence.. i cant stnad their music
Hated Song:: THAT SNOOP DOG SONG.. and that country song by nelly.. BARF..
Best CD:: abbey road - the beatles
Worst CD:: THAT NEW CHINGY CD.. just makes me mad

-Favorites
radiostation:: the fox
Music TV Station: muchmusic
Food:: any kind :D.. but i like greek food
School Subject:: drama

Animals:: dogs?
Books:: the a-list
Drink:: grapefruit juice, GIN AND JUICE
Holiday:: xmas, my bday, and new years eve
Scent:: CURIOUS!! i love britney spears perfume i must admit
Pizza Topping:: pepperoni
Board Game:: MAD GAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video Game:: mario kart or the original mario on super nintendo
Website:: neopets.. *snort* lol jk jk
Number:: 9, 32, 29, 4
Cereal:: vector
Dessert:: cheeeeeeeesecake
Ice Cream Flavor:: bubblegum
Disney Character:: donald duck
Place to Shop: old navy
Teacher::: mr. galloway.. hes always stoned lol
Amusement Park Ride:: the octopus!! i love that thing!
Candy:: gummy bears
Magazine:: cosmogirl
Thing to Do:: play soccer
Hot Drink:: chai tea
Season:: winter: snowboarding
Sport:: soccer softball basketball vball

-Bedroom
Wall Color:: white
Posters: too many to count, but since IM MOVING*tear* i will be taking them all down
Sheets: blue and yellow
# Pillows:: 4
# Blankets:: 1
Size Bed:: twin?
Share a room?:: no
Snore?:: no
Drool?:: hhaha prob at times

-Either or
Coke or Pepsi:: Pepsi
Doughnuts or Bagels:: what kind of donut?
Day or Night:: well if im trapped in the woods, it would be day, but if im out vandalizing the neghborhood, it would be night
Coffee or Tea:: tea
Hamburgers or Hot Dogs:: hot dogs
Rap or Rock:: rock
Punk or Emo:: i never understood the difference
Silver or Gold:: gold duuuuuuuh
McDonalds or Burger King:: mcdonalds
Hot or Cold:: netiher, psh what kind of quiestion is that????
Spring or Fall:: Spring..
Read or Watch TV::TELEVIOSN
CDs or Tapes:: cds
DVDs or VHS:: vhs.. i dont know how to work a dvd
Old or New:: old SCHOOL
Shorts or Skirts:: skirts
Colored or Black and White:: who cares
Mexican or Chinese:: mexican
Commercials or Informercials:: IINFORMERCIALS I LOVE THEM
Sandals or Sneakers:: sneakers
Dogs or Cats:: dogs
Black or White:: it dont matter if you black orrr white dooo doood dooooo doo dooo doo doo
Ribbons or Bows:: ribbons
Chicken or Beef:: Chicken
Cars or Trucks:: .cars
Popcorn or Pretzels::.Popcorn
Picture Frames or Photo Albums:: Photo Albums
Pens or Pencils: Pens

-Have You Ever
Told a Secret?:: duh
Broke a Bone?:: my bones are way to strong  lol
Got into a Fight?:: yah
Plotted Against Someone?:: hahahahhahahah sadly yes
Been on TV?:: yes im a famous move star
Been on the Radio?:: no
Been in a Mosh Pit?:: YES!!!!!!! TWICE it was so sweet
Been to a Concert?:: yup

Taken Drugs?:: no
Drank Alcohol?:: yes
Broken the Law?:: most likely
Been on an Airplane?:: yah
Came Close to Dying?:: no?
Smoked?:: no
Been to Camp?:: yep
Won a Bet?:: i never win bets.. but yes i have one once or twice
Won a Trophy or Medal?:: tons
Thrown up in Public?:: hahahahaha no
Bowled a Perfect Game?:: hahahahahahahHHAHAHA I WISH!!!!!
Gotten Perfect Attendance?:: no

Random
Three Things Near Computer:: ruler stapler phone
Worst Movie:: the aviator.. so horrible
Best Movie:: so many
Drive?:: in apporxiamtely3 days
Sky Dive?:: not yet
Believe in Bigfoot?:: yah
Lochness Monster?:: YAH
Yeti?:: no
Other Random Monster?:: yah the boogie man 
Afraid of Roller Coasters?:: yes...........
Believe in Some Higher Power?:: no
Own a Pool Table?:: no
Wished on a Shooting Star?:: yes 
Best Halloween Costume:: pippi longstoking
Carry Weapons?:: no?
Ideal Way to Die?: in my sleep
Way to Release Stress:: go to sleep
Artistic?:: hahaha i wish
Strong?:: I GOT GIANT PIPES
Last IM:: kath
Deep Sleeper?:: no 
Greatest Accomplishment:: making mike woods team
Half Empty or Half Full?:: half full
Last Thing Downloaded:: bob dylan - hurricane
Likeable?:: yes
Need Therapy? hahaha yes... NO U DONT UR FINE.. oh shut up.. NO YOU SHUT UP dont make me come over there, why i oughtta....... neways.. yah i dont thinnk i need therapy
Need Medication?: RIDALIN FOR MY A.D.D
Kind of TV Show to be in?: sitcom
Favorite Quote: "life's a bitch, so be its pimp"

Layer One
Name: Kelsey "the kinkster" docherty
Mood: tired
Listening Too: beatles - lady madonna
Thinking: About: TOMORROW NIGHT AKA NEW YEARS EVE
Status: hmm
Birth Date: january 6th SWEET 16 BABY
Birth Place: Vancouver
School: pw
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: brown
Height: tall?
Righty Or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: capricorn



Layer Two
Your Heritage: scottish and canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: MY HOLEY SHOES!! and my converses
Your Weakness: a.d.d ness, RIGHT WILL!?
Your Fears: gettin beaten up by asian gangsters.. ahh
Goal You'd Like To Acheive: slappin them hoes


Layer Three
Your Most Overused Phrase On Msn: lol?
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: e=mc squared.. jk.. i dont know.. i dont remember my thoughts in the morning?
Your Best Physical Feature: my........ lovely.......... giant......... vuluptious....... HANDS.. haha oh yes
Your Bedtime: any time before 8. 8 AM THAT IS MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Your Most Missed Memory: saved by the bell
Grossest Thing You Ever Ate: nothing that you eat is gross dear lord

Layer Four
Pepsi Or Coke: neither
McDonald's Or Burger King: neither
Single Or Group Dates: group?
Adidas Or Nike: adidas
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea: EWWWWW GROSS ICE TEA IS GROSS
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino Or Coffee: Cappuchino


Layer Five
Smoke: helllllllllllls naw
Cuss: hmm yes
Sing: whenever theres music
Take A Shower Everyday: my parents cant afford a shower
Have A Crush: meh
Do You Think You've Been In Love: nope
Want To Go To College: Yeah
Like High School: i sure do now
Want To Get Married: suire
Believe In Yourself: sure
Get Motion Sickness: no
Think You're Attractive: YAH IM HOT SHIT.. yah right.. these q's are gay
Think You're A Heath Freak: no
Like Thunderstorms: no.............
Play An Instrument: do bongo drums count

Layer Six
In The Past Month...
Drank Alcohol: yes
Smoked: no
Done A Drug: no
Had Sex: no
Gone To The Mall: yes
Eaten An Entire Box Of Oreos: yes.. I MEAN NO.. actually now that i think about it i havent eaten an oreo this month
Been Dumped: no
Missed Someone: YO MAMA
Made Home Made Cookies: no
Gone Skinny Dipping: no
Dyed Your Hair: ummmmm nope
Stolen Anything: ma pimps bitches n hoes.. u dont know how cool this sounds


Layer Seven
Ever...
Been Trashed Or Extremely Intoxicated: yes?
Been Caught "Doing Something": yes.. everyone catches me doing things.. like eating, watching tv, eating, buying food, eating, playing soccer, eating.. duh, how can ppl not catch u doing things wat a gay question GEEZ hahahaha oh im on tonight
Cried Over Someone Of The Opposite Sex: no
Wanted To Tell Someone You Love Them: no
Been Called A Tease: no?
Gotten Beatin' Up: by asians.. well actually yes
Shoplifted: no
Put A Body Part On Fire For Amusment: hahahahah YES i love fire FIREEEEEE



Layer Eight
Favs...
Shampoo:l'oreal kids
Color:  pink
Food:  turkey
Ice Cream: any kind
Movie: dumb n dumber NAP DYNAMITE dodgeball SLEEPOVER LIKE OMG BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR LIKE OMG
Book: books? what are those?
Sport: soccer softball volleyball basketball
Piercing: none
Gum: bubbilicious
TV Show: will n grace and the oc
Fruit: pineapple
Vegetable: cucumbers/pickles
Store: bluenotes and old navy and pacsun and winners and thrift stores
Season: swinter



Layer Nine
In A Guy/Girl...
Best Eye Color: who cares
Best Hair Color: who cares
Short Or Long Hair: shaggy
Height: to be approximate.. EXACTLY 5'10.49587486948589498594576776200000
Best Weight: I WANT SOME CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN I LOVE MY FATTIES lol jk
Best Article Of Clothing: shirts/shoes

Layer Ten
# Of Drugs Taken Illegally: 0
# Of People I Could Trust With My Life: liek... 9?
# Of CD's I Own: too many
# Of Piercings: 0
# Of Tattoo's: hmm let me see, hmm one two, ummm, carry the one, divided by 12, 7654444444 approsimately
# Of Scars On My Body: 45789838w520894095496890946984
# Of Things In My Past I Regret: 3

THIS THING IS GAY, and im only doing it cuz im bored

peavce out losers

my birthdays in 7 days

remember that

annnnnd TOMORROWS NEW YEARS EVE